What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 12:30

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
Octopussy
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.